She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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