I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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