so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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