My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Randomize
