The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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