I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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