I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
