Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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