ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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