Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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