He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
