i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Randomize
