this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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