they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Randomize
