so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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