D3 body, D1 cock
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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