He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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