You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
did you just send me my own nude
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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