STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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