I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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