weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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