Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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