Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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