yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
So much rum. So many feels.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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