Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Will exercising make me less horny?
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