i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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