so that wasnt chicken after all
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he was CRYING into my vagina
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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