on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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