is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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