After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
My dick has a subreddit
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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