hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm having to shit out rocks
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