He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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