doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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