I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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