The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
