I got chris browned last night
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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