pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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