Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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