I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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