i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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