So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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