my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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