she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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