Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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