This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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