Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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