CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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