wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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