id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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