We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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