ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
