did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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