You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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