I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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